New Kid's Jokes for 2021-2022!
Knock Knock - Who's there? - Cargo! - Cargo who? - Harper
Who is the king of ths school? - Katrina
Why did the dog sit near the microwave? - Tobi
Knock Knock - Who's there? - Icy! - Icy who? - Harper
Why do we tell actors to brake a leg? - Amanda
Why was the paper talking to the scissors? - Selah
What did the horse say to the horse who lived right next to him? - Unknown
What did the glue say to his friend? - Tony
What kind of clothing does a house wear? - Harper
Why did the chicken cross the road? - Tobi
What do you call a bear with no teeth? - Caleb
Why did the bike fall over? - Macy
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? - Will
What's a ghost's favorite food? - Kailey
Where do burgers like to dance? - Sierra
What is the best thing to bring along on a trip to the desert? - Elizabeth
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? - Caleb
Why don't eggs tell jokes? - Jenn
Why can't you tell a joke to a window? - Will & Jacob
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? - Devin
Why is six afraid of seven? - Tobi
What is a cat's favorite color? - Will & Jacob
Why did the donut have an umbrella? - Selah
Why did the picture go to prison? - William
What do you call a pig that knows karate? - Gene
What do sea monsters eat? - Jenn
How much did it cost Tom Brady to get his ears pierced? - Cale
Why did the bicycle collapse? - Amanda
Why do animals not go to school? - Devin
What do you call a moon who is not hungry anymore? - Elizabeth
What do you call a hollowed out hot dog? - Keiley