New Kid's Jokes for 2021-2022!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? - Devin
Because every play has a cast!
Why is six afraid of seven? - Tobi
Because seven eight nine!
What is a cat's favorite color? - Will & Jacob
Purrrr-ple!
Why did the donut have an umbrella? - Selah
In case of sprinkles!
Why did the picture go to prison? - William
It was framed!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? - Gene
A pork chop!
What do sea monsters eat? - Jenn
Fish and ships! (fish and chips)
How much did it cost Tom Brady to get his ears pierced? - Cale
A buccaneer! (A buck an ear)
Why did the bicycle collapse? - Amanda
It was two tired!
Why do animals not go to school? - Devin
There are too many cheeta's!
What do you call a moon who is not hungry anymore? - Elizabeth
A full moon!
What do you call a hollowed out hot dog? - Keiley
A hollow weenie!