Kid’s Jokes from Wednesday Nights

Knock Knock - Who's there? - Cargo! - Cargo who? - Harper See Answer

Who is the king of ths school? - Katrina See Answer

Why did the dog sit near the microwave? - Tobi See Answer

Knock Knock - Who's there? - Icy! - Icy who? - Harper See Answer

Why do we tell actors to brake a leg? - Amanda See Answer

Why was the paper talking to the scissors? - Selah See Answer

What did the horse say to the horse who lived right next to him? - Unknown See Answer

What did the glue say to his friend? - Tony See Answer

What kind of clothing does a house wear? - Harper See Answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? - Tobi See Answer

What do you call a bear with no teeth? - Caleb See Answer

Why did the bike fall over? - Macy See Answer

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? - Will See Answer

What's a ghost's favorite food? - Kailey See Answer

Where do burgers like to dance? - Sierra See Answer

What is the best thing to bring along on a trip to the desert? - Elizabeth See Answer

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? - Caleb See Answer

Why don't eggs tell jokes? - Jenn See Answer

Why can't you tell a joke to a window? - Will & Jacob See Answer

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? - Devin See Answer

Why is six afraid of seven? - Tobi See Answer

What is a cat's favorite color? - Will & Jacob See Answer

Why did the donut have an umbrella? - Selah See Answer

Why did the picture go to prison? - William See Answer

What do you call a pig that knows karate? - Gene See Answer

What do sea monsters eat? - Jenn See Answer

How much did it cost Tom Brady to get his ears pierced? - Cale See Answer

Why did the bicycle collapse? - Amanda See Answer

Why do animals not go to school? - Devin See Answer

What do you call a moon who is not hungry anymore? - Elizabeth See Answer

What do you call a hollowed out hot dog? - Keiley See Answer