New Kid's Jokes for 2021-2022!

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? - Devin

Because every play has a cast!

Why is six afraid of seven? - Tobi

Because seven eight nine!

What is a cat's favorite color? - Will & Jacob

Purrrr-ple!

Why did the donut have an umbrella? - Selah

In case of sprinkles!

Why did the picture go to prison? - William

It was framed!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? - Gene

A pork chop!

What do sea monsters eat? - Jenn

Fish and ships! (fish and chips)

How much did it cost Tom Brady to get his ears pierced? - Cale

A buccaneer! (A buck an ear)

Why did the bicycle collapse? - Amanda

It was two tired!

Why do animals not go to school? - Devin

There are too many cheeta's!

What do you call a moon who is not hungry anymore? - Elizabeth

A full moon!

What do you call a hollowed out hot dog? - Keiley

A hollow weenie!