Kid’s Jokes from Wednesday Nights

What room doesn't have doors? - Caleb See Answer

Why do bananas use sunscreen? - Maci See Answer

Why did the bees have sticky hair? - Devin See Answer

What did the policeman say to his belly button? - Jenn See Answer

Why did the man run in his bedroom? - Devin See Answer

What kind of tree fits in your hand - Maci See Answer

What do you get when you cross a shoe and a banana? - Lexi See Answer

Why was the Jack 'O Lantern afraid to cross the road? - Lilleigh See Answer

Why did Santa do the dab ? - Xeraya See Answer

Why was the phone mad - Elizabeth See Answer

What football team carries the most luggage? - Caleb See Answer

What do you call a bear with no ears? - Maci See Answer

Why can't you have an eagle as a pet? - Aubrey See Answer

Why did the dog cross the road? - Author unknown See Answer

What do you call a guy in the air that has a million dollars? - Jacob See Answer

Why did the cow cross the road? - Selah See Answer

Why did the man name his dogs Timex and Rolex? - Lilleigh See Answer

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child? - Elizabeth See Answer

Why was the cactus always late? - Selah See Answer

Why did the bell want to be peppers? - Selah See Answer

What did the mom buffalo say to the boy buffalo when she sent him to school? - Carlee See Answer

What instrument can a turkey play? - Xeraya See Answer

What kind of shoes does a frog like? - Minerva See Answer

What does a cow ride on to get across the road? - Elizabeth See Answer

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? - Kaylee See Answer

What did the apple say to the orange? - Maci See Answer

Where do polar bears keep their money? - Maci See Answer

What gets wetter the more it dries? - Devin See Answer

Why did the robot cross the road? - Matthew See Answer

How do you get straight A's in class? - Katrina See Answer

Why is Santa so good at karate? - Lilleigh See Answer

Why did the zebra cross the road? - Rebekah See Answer

Why did the flag fly? - Elizabeth See Answer

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? - Caleb See Answer

How do cows stay up to date? - Xeraya See Answer

Why did the snowball want to play with the ice cream? - Selah See Answer

What is the fastest peanut butter in the world? - Will See Answer

Why was the stegasaurus such a good volleyball player? - Katrina See Answer

What did the science book say to the math book? - Will See Answer

How did the water get away? - Devin See Answer

What kind of bow can't a leprachaun untie? - Maci See Answer

What was St Patrick's favorite music? - Maci See Answer

What kind of music to leprechauns like? - Ethan See Answer

Why did the chicken do jumping jacks? - Xeraya See Answer

What do you call a cheese that is not yours - Austin See Answer

What do you give a sick lemon? - Minerva See Answer

What kind of vehicle does a cow ride? - Xeraya See Answer

If a fullback is a $1.00, what is a halfback? - Jacob See Answer

Why did the owl cross the road? - Rebekah See Answer

What did the stamp say to the envelope? - Aubrey See Answer

What do you call a pig who knows karate? - Devin See Answer

Why did the goldfish go swimming? - Minerva See Answer

How do oceans say hello to each other? - Austin See Answer

What do you call two birds in love? - Ethan See Answer

Where do dinasaurs relax? - Sierra See Answer

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? - Will See Answer

Where do cows go on Friday nights? - Maci See Answer

What do you get when Jack Frost turns on the radio? - Aubrey See Answer

Why is Santa so good at gardening? - Ethan See Answer

What do you call a cow with no legs? - Lilleigh See Answer

Why didn't the teddy bear eat the cake? - Xeraya See Answer

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? - Katrina See Answer

What did one wall say to the other wall? - Austin See Answer

Why did the guitar hate going to band practice? - Micah See Answer