New Kid's Jokes for 2022-2023!
What do bats do with their friends? - Selah
Why did the horse stay up too late? - Harper
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? - Maci
Why was the math book sad? - Selah
Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? - Tobi
What do you call a belt made of watches? - Devin
Why did the chicket cross the road? - Willow
What starts with a 'P' and ends in an 'E' and has a million letters? - Harper
What time does a tooth go to the dentist? - Minerva
Why does a lemon cry? - Minerva
Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the aphabet? - Will
What do you call 2 oranges, 1 banana and 5 strawberries? - Xeraya
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? - Will
Where do you go when Zombies come? - Tobi
Why does Santa like to read books about gardens? - Willow
What do you call a rose when it is doing a dance? - Tobi
What is the best way to send a message to God? - Harper
Why are meals on spaceships so delicious? - Selah
What is the first thing a bat learns in school? - Selah
What comes after a dinasaur? - Harper
What is a pig's favorite karate move? - Minerva
What is a stick's favorite Bible verse? - Rebekah
What does a bee use to brush its teetch? - Tobi
What do you call a bear with no teeth? - Tony
What is McDonald's worst nightmare? - Selah
How do you send a letter to God? - Tobi
Why did the old man fall in the well? - Sierra
What do you call a belt made of watches? - Xeraya
What did 1 plate say to the other plate? - Maci
Why was the student's report card wet? - Devin
What is a a firework's favorite food? - Xeraya
What did a gummy bear bring to prom? - Minerva
Why did Summer have to split with Winter? - Selah
What are ducks' favorite food? - Xeraya
What do you call hair when it's bad? - Minerva
What do you say when someone takes your cheese? - Selah
What are 2 friends floating on a boat at sea? - Tobi