What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? - Toby

Finding half of a worm!

What do you get when a cow laughs? - Maci

A milk shake!

What did the acorn say when we was excited about growing? - Elizabeth

I'm nuts about growing!

What kind of music frightens balloons? - Will

Pop music

How do knights communicate? - Devin

Chain mail!

What does an egg do when you tell it a joke? - Caleb

It get's cracked up!

What did the traffic light say to the car? - Rubeun

Don't look! I'm about to change!

Why was the fly nervous at the fruit market? - Minerva

Because he was on a date!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? - Caleb

Because he never lands!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? - Harper

A stick!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? - Minerva

It's pointless!

What does a female pirate sing in a musical? - Elizabeth


What happened to the egg at school? - Caleb

He got egg-spelled!

Why are golden retrievers and pennies alike? - Ethan

They both have heads and tails!

Why did the quarterback get expelled from class? - Jacob

He couldn't pass!

What room doesn't have doors? - Caleb

A mushroom!

Why do bananas use sunscreen? - Maci

Because they peel!

Why did the bees have sticky hair? - Devin

Because they used a honeycomb?

What did the policeman say to his belly button? - Jenn

You're under a vest!

Why did the man run in his bedroom? - Devin

He was trying to catch some sleep!

What kind of tree fits in your hand - Maci

A palm tree

What do you get when you cross a shoe and a banana? - Lexi

A Slipon

Why was the Jack 'O Lantern afraid to cross the road? - Lilleigh

Because he had no guts!

Why did Santa do the dab ? - Xeraya

Because he is Santa

Why was the phone mad - Elizabeth

Because people kept pushing his buttons!

What football team carries the most luggage? - Caleb

The Green Bay Packers

What do you call a bear with no ears? - Maci

A 'B'

Why can't you have an eagle as a pet? - Aubrey

Because it's illegal!

Why did the dog cross the road? - Author unknown

To get to the bread!

What do you call a guy in the air that has a million dollars? - Jacob

A millionaire

Why did the cow cross the road? - Selah

Because it wanted to go to the Mooooovie theater!

Why did the man name his dogs Timex and Rolex? - Lilleigh

Because they were watch dogs!

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child? - Elizabeth


Why was the cactus always late? - Selah

Because he was pokey

Why did the bell want to be peppers? - Selah

Because he was silly!

What did the mom buffalo say to the boy buffalo when she sent him to school? - Carlee

Bye son! (Bison)

What instrument can a turkey play? - Xeraya

The Drums! (because they have drumsticks)

What kind of shoes does a frog like? - Minerva

Open toad shoes!

What does a cow ride on to get across the road? - Elizabeth

A moooo-ter cycle

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? - Kaylee

In case she had to draw blood!

What did the apple say to the orange? - Maci

Nothing! Apples don't talk!

Where do polar bears keep their money? - Maci

In a snow bank!

What gets wetter the more it dries? - Devin

A towel!

Why did the robot cross the road? - Matthew

He was programmed by the chicken!

How do you get straight A's in class? - Katrina

A ruler!

Why is Santa so good at karate? - Lilleigh

Because he has a black belt!

Why did the zebra cross the road? - Rebekah

To get to the movie theater!

Why did the flag fly? - Elizabeth

Because the wind took it!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? - Caleb


How do cows stay up to date? - Xeraya

They read the Moooos paper!

Why did the snowball want to play with the ice cream? - Selah

Because they were cool!

What is the fastest peanut butter in the world? - Will


Why was the stegasaurus such a good volleyball player? - Katrina

Because he could really spike the ball!

What did the science book say to the math book? - Will

Wow, you've got problems!

How did the water get away? - Devin

It was running water!

What kind of bow can't a leprachaun untie? - Maci

A rainbow!

What was St Patrick's favorite music? - Maci

Sham-rock and roll

What kind of music to leprechauns like? - Ethan


Why did the chicken do jumping jacks? - Xeraya

She wanted scrambled eggs!

What do you call a cheese that is not yours - Austin

Nacho Cheese

What do you give a sick lemon? - Minerva

Lemon Aid

What kind of vehicle does a cow ride? - Xeraya

The moo a veel

If a fullback is a $1.00, what is a halfback? - Jacob

50 cents

Why did the owl cross the road? - Rebekah

To get to the hoo-vie theater!

What did the stamp say to the envelope? - Aubrey

I'm stuck on you!

What do you call a pig who knows karate? - Devin

A pork chopper!

Why did the goldfish go swimming? - Minerva

Because it was hot and wanted to go swimming!

How do oceans say hello to each other? - Austin

They wave!

What do you call two birds in love? - Ethan


Where do dinasaurs relax? - Sierra

The dino-shore!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? - Will

A tuba toothpaste!

Where do cows go on Friday nights? - Maci

To the Mooovies!

What do you get when Jack Frost turns on the radio? - Aubrey

Really cool music!

Why is Santa so good at gardening? - Ethan

Because he likes to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!

What do you call a cow with no legs? - Lilleigh

Ground beef!

Why didn't the teddy bear eat the cake? - Xeraya

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? - Katrina

To reach the high notes!

What did one wall say to the other wall? - Austin

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the guitar hate going to band practice? - Micah

It was always getting picked on!