New Kid's Jokes for 2021-2022!

Knock Knock - Who's there? - Cargo! - Cargo who? - Harper

Car go "Toot Toot", "Vroom Vroom"

Who is the king of ths school? - Katrina

The ruler!

Why did the dog sit near the microwave? - Tobi

Because he wanted to be a hot dog!

Knock Knock - Who's there? - Icy! - Icy who? - Harper

I-cy you in there!

Why do we tell actors to brake a leg? - Amanda

Because every play has a cast!

Why was the paper talking to the scissors? - Selah

Because it was tear-able!

What did the horse say to the horse who lived right next to him? - Unknown

Hello neigh-bor

What did the glue say to his friend? - Tony

Let's stick together!

What kind of clothing does a house wear? - Harper

A dress! (address)

Why did the chicken cross the road? - Tobi

To get an egg!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? - Caleb

A gummy bear!

Why did the bike fall over? - Macy

It was too tired!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? - Will

He was outstanding in his field?

What's a ghost's favorite food? - Kailey

I scream?

Where do burgers like to dance? - Sierra

At a meat ball!

What is the best thing to bring along on a trip to the desert? - Elizabeth

A thirst-aid kit!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? - Caleb

He was having a bad hare day!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? - Jenn

They'd crack each other up!

Why can't you tell a joke to a window? - Will & Jacob

It will crack up!

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? - Devin

Because every play has a cast!

Why is six afraid of seven? - Tobi

Because seven eight nine!

What is a cat's favorite color? - Will & Jacob


Why did the donut have an umbrella? - Selah

In case of sprinkles!

Why did the picture go to prison? - William

It was framed!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? - Gene

A pork chop!

What do sea monsters eat? - Jenn

Fish and ships! (fish and chips)

How much did it cost Tom Brady to get his ears pierced? - Cale

A buccaneer! (A buck an ear)

Why did the bicycle collapse? - Amanda

It was two tired!

Why do animals not go to school? - Devin

There are too many cheeta's!

What do you call a moon who is not hungry anymore? - Elizabeth

A full moon!

What do you call a hollowed out hot dog? - Keiley

A hollow weenie!