New Kid's Jokes for 2022-2023!

What does the cake say to his opponent? - Tony

This is a piece of cake!

What type of food will a sloth never eat? - Devin and Katrina

Fast food!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? - Minerva

She kept running away from the ball!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a construction worker? - Selah

A boa-constructor!

How did the tree access the internet? - Devin

He logged in!

What did the farmer say about the cow who didn't produce milk? - Selah

Udderly useless!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? - Selah

I lava you!

What is a strawberry when it is sad? - Lucas

A blue-berry!

Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? - Selah

The I-C-U!

What do you get when you cross a stop sign and a watch? - Lilleigh

A stop watch!

What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? - Katrina

Flood Lights!

How did the barber win the race? - Devin

H knew a short cut!

What happens when you throw butter out the window? - Rebekah & Ellie

It becomes a butterfly!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? - Lucas

Put it on my bill!

What is fast, loud and crunchy! - Devin

A rocket chip!

What kind of weather do cupcakes like? - Selah


What do you do when it is raining cats and dogs? - Tobi

Don't step in a poodle!

Why did the clown cross the road? - Owen

To get his rubber chicken!

Why couldn't the little pony sing? - Devin & Sierra

He was a little horse!

Why did the butter knife wear a bow tie? - Devin & Katrina

He wanted to look sharp!

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? - Lilleigh & Frances


When does a joke become a dad joke? - Selah

When the punchline is a-parent!

Why was 12 sleepy? - Lilleigh

'cause he was a doze-en!

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? - Minerva


What is a ghost's favorite thing to wear? - Tobi

BOO jeans!

Why did the gym close down? - Will

It just didn't work out!

Why did the horse cross the road? - Willow

Because the chicken needed a day off!

What is a scarecrow's favorite snack? - Sierra


What do bats do with their friends? - Selah

They hang out!

Why did the horse stay up too late? - Harper

Because he was horsing around!

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? - Maci


Why was the math book sad? - Selah

Because it had lots of problems!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? - Tobi

Lettuce in and we will let you know

What do you call a belt made of watches? - Devin

A waist of time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - Willow

To get to the other side!

What starts with a 'P' and ends in an 'E' and has a million letters? - Harper

A Post Office!

What time does a tooth go to the dentist? - Minerva

Tooth Hurty!

Why does a lemon cry? - Minerva

Because it's sour!

Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the aphabet? - Will

They got stuck at 'C' !

What do you call 2 oranges, 1 banana and 5 strawberries? - Xeraya

A delicious fruit salad!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? - Will

In case he got a hole in one!

Where do you go when Zombies come? - Tobi

The living room!

Why does Santa like to read books about gardens? - Willow

Because he like to 'HO HO HO'!

What do you call a rose when it is doing a dance? - Tobi

A pose!

What is the best way to send a message to God? - Harper


Why are meals on spaceships so delicious? - Selah

Because the food is out of this world!

What is the first thing a bat learns in school? - Selah

Alpha-bat-ical order!

What comes after a dinasaur? - Harper

A tail!

What is a pig's favorite karate move? - Minerva

A pork chop!

What is a stick's favorite Bible verse? - Rebekah

John Tree Sticks teen

What does a bee use to brush its teetch? - Tobi

A honeycomb!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? - Tony

A gummy bear!

What is McDonald's worst nightmare? - Selah

A Hamburgar!

How do you send a letter to God? - Tobi

Knee Mail (you pray)

Why did the old man fall in the well? - Sierra

Because he couldn't see that well!

What do you call a belt made of watches? - Xeraya

A waist of time!

What did 1 plate say to the other plate? - Maci

Dinner is on me!

Why was the student's report card wet? - Devin

It was below 'C' level!

What is a a firework's favorite food? - Xeraya

Fire Crackers!

What did a gummy bear bring to prom? - Minerva

A gummy bracelet!

Why did Summer have to split with Winter? - Selah

Because they had a FALLing out!

What are ducks' favorite food? - Xeraya


What do you call hair when it's bad? - Minerva


What do you say when someone takes your cheese? - Selah

Nacho Cheese!

What are 2 friends floating on a boat at sea? - Tobi

A Friendship!