Kid’s Jokes from Wednesday Nights

What does the cake say to his opponent? - Tony See Answer

What type of food will a sloth never eat? - Devin and Katrina See Answer

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? - Minerva See Answer

What do you get when you cross a snake and a construction worker? - Selah See Answer

How did the tree access the internet? - Devin See Answer

What did the farmer say about the cow who didn't produce milk? - Selah See Answer

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? - Selah See Answer

What is a strawberry when it is sad? - Lucas See Answer

Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? - Selah See Answer

What do you get when you cross a stop sign and a watch? - Lilleigh See Answer

What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? - Katrina See Answer

How did the barber win the race? - Devin See Answer

What happens when you throw butter out the window? - Rebekah & Ellie See Answer

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? - Lucas See Answer

What is fast, loud and crunchy! - Devin See Answer

What kind of weather do cupcakes like? - Selah See Answer

What do you do when it is raining cats and dogs? - Tobi See Answer

Why did the clown cross the road? - Owen See Answer

Why couldn't the little pony sing? - Devin & Sierra See Answer

Why did the butter knife wear a bow tie? - Devin & Katrina See Answer

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? - Lilleigh & Frances See Answer

When does a joke become a dad joke? - Selah See Answer

Why was 12 sleepy? - Lilleigh See Answer

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? - Minerva See Answer

What is a ghost's favorite thing to wear? - Tobi See Answer

Why did the gym close down? - Will See Answer

Why did the horse cross the road? - Willow See Answer

What is a scarecrow's favorite snack? - Sierra See Answer

What do bats do with their friends? - Selah See Answer

Why did the horse stay up too late? - Harper See Answer

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? - Maci See Answer

Why was the math book sad? - Selah See Answer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? - Tobi See Answer

What do you call a belt made of watches? - Devin See Answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? - Willow See Answer

What starts with a 'P' and ends in an 'E' and has a million letters? - Harper See Answer

What time does a tooth go to the dentist? - Minerva See Answer

Why does a lemon cry? - Minerva See Answer

Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the aphabet? - Will See Answer

What do you call 2 oranges, 1 banana and 5 strawberries? - Xeraya See Answer

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? - Will See Answer

Where do you go when Zombies come? - Tobi See Answer

Why does Santa like to read books about gardens? - Willow See Answer

What do you call a rose when it is doing a dance? - Tobi See Answer

What is the best way to send a message to God? - Harper See Answer

Why are meals on spaceships so delicious? - Selah See Answer

What is the first thing a bat learns in school? - Selah See Answer

What comes after a dinasaur? - Harper See Answer

What is a pig's favorite karate move? - Minerva See Answer

What is a stick's favorite Bible verse? - Rebekah See Answer

What does a bee use to brush its teetch? - Tobi See Answer

What do you call a bear with no teeth? - Tony See Answer

What is McDonald's worst nightmare? - Selah See Answer

How do you send a letter to God? - Tobi See Answer

Why did the old man fall in the well? - Sierra See Answer

What do you call a belt made of watches? - Xeraya See Answer

What did 1 plate say to the other plate? - Maci See Answer

Why was the student's report card wet? - Devin See Answer

What is a a firework's favorite food? - Xeraya See Answer

What did a gummy bear bring to prom? - Minerva See Answer

Why did Summer have to split with Winter? - Selah See Answer

What are ducks' favorite food? - Xeraya See Answer

What do you call hair when it's bad? - Minerva See Answer

What do you say when someone takes your cheese? - Selah See Answer

What are 2 friends floating on a boat at sea? - Tobi See Answer